The Oregon Brewfest is Worth the Trip

Oregon Brewfest

This post is long overdue.  Two weeks back, a group of us hopped a train and headed down to Portland for the weekend.  Portland was a great town, but the highlight of the weekend was definitely the Oregon Brewfest.  The amount of beer pouring was incredible and the people there were great.  Overall, the event could use a little more organization in order to deal with the huge amount of foot traffic that was lining up for pogs and beer.  The lines were so long that it became impracticle to get “tastes” of beer.  After the long wait to get to the pouring station, filling the glass to the top became an imperitive.  Hopefully they will be able to correct this problem for future events because everything else about the festival runs smoothly and the event will definitely hold a reoccuring place on my summer schedule.  Images of the event (and the trip to Portand) are available on Flickr and media is available for downlaod below in Windows Media format.

Day One of Gnomedex Wraps

 Internet Litter 

Day one of the Gnomedex conference has come to a close.  As I write this, it is 6:20pm, I am offline and have just ordered a Maritime IPA and a cup of clam chowder to enjoy here on the patio of the Fishermans Restaurant and Bar on Seattle’s waterfront.  There’s not a cloud in the sky and the sun has just begun to consider falling toward the horizon.  This restaurant is an ideal choice as it sits one peer south of the Seattle aquarium where tonight’s Gnomedex reception will begin in less than an hour.  The reception should be cool, and I understand that they feed the critters at 8:30, so I’ll plan to be on hand for that spectacle.

The conference today was interesting.  It had a bit of controversy, but mostly it focused on conversation about where technology is leading us instead of, perhaps, where we should be leading it.  As mentioned in an earlier post, I’m not drawn to this conference for political reasons, and thus, was not overly enthused by the first keynote (Robert Steele).  The speaker was great and his presentation very well delivered; I’m just not the audience for it.   I loved the focus in a later session, on how technology is missing the boat when it comes to aging members of our society ( but I spoke enough about that in a previous post).   Another topic I found interesting was lead by Jason Calacanis and focused on how littered the Internet has become.  Spam, ads, junk comments, etc are facets of the web now, annoyances that we all must endure.   The Internet has become the LitternetMahalo, a search engine that is actually scrubbed by humans to get around the garbage that bubbles to the top of the usual search engine, was discussed as one approach to the problem.  Unfortunately, we didn’t get too far down the path of other approaches to the issue. 

Almost by accident (but partially because Justin from Justin.tv was in the line up), we spent some time talking about privacy in this new age.  Specifically, about being recorded and/or streamed to the Internet with or without ones consent.  The topic is an interesting one, but I feel that the result is the same regardless of how much the topic is discussed.  Privacy in public spaces is dead.  The world is too wired (and wireless) and recording technology is too pervasive to believe  otherwise.  We can talk about how we’d like it to be until we are blue in the face, but as we do; Smile, because you are on camera!

With that, it is nearly 7pm and I am going to wrap this post up.   I’ve eaten my chowder, I’m nearly done with my IPA, and the reception is about to begin.  

Gnomedex 2007 is for Geeks of All Ages

Ronni at Gnomedex  

The first official day of Gnomedex is nearing its end and it has been a worth while day.  The opening keynote was interesting, but too political for my tastes.  The theme was “open government,” presented by Robert Steele, but it was very heavy handed and spent a lot of time picking apart political and corporate leaders.  Yes, they probably deserve it; No, that’s not what I paid to participate in at Gnomedex.  The day got better after that.  Guy Kawasaki discussed product/company evangelism and was entertaining and informative as usual.  A very interesing presentation was given by Ronni Bennett about the need for technology to address the needs of the aging members of our society.  The baby boomers are growing up and there are many uses for technology in that age group that are not manifesting themselves currently.  Specifically, creating the ability for monitoring health over the Internet is not out of reach and would be a huge benefit to those that are aging. 

A key theme was that the form factors and user interfaces of technology products and software do not cater to the elderly in the way that they should.  To demonstrate this, volunteers from the audience were given glasses to better simulate the reduced light that the eyes of the elderly are able to absorb, and gloves to simulate reduced motor skills and touch sensitivity. The volunteers had a very difficult time just navigating and reading websites using standard laptops.

It was a well thought out presentation that definitely pointed to a gap in the tech industry (and an opportunity for geeks who can fill those gaps).  My favorite quote of the presentation: “In your life, you will be old for much longer than you are young.”

Johnny Pinchaloaf Rocks Ballard Brewfest

Trav and Wen

The Ballard Brewfest took place on March 4th, 2007 and featured some great live entertainment.  We were first treated to Gelsey’s Polka Sing-Along and were then honored with the presence of the rock n roll legend himself, Johnny Pinchaloaf.  The weather was great for gathering and plenty of quality beer was pouring.  The parts that I remember were filled with fun and good cheer.   Photos are available on Flickr.

Gelsey Polka

Johnny Pinchaloaf

Ozzfest 2007 Rocks the Gorge in George

OzzfestThis weekend we traveled out to the Gorge in George to take in Ozzfest 2007.  We started the journey at about 1pm on Friday.  Wendy and I met up with our friend, Art, at Pyramid Alehouse and then hopped onto I-90 to head east.  It was a simple plan: Wendy and Art would take the day off of work at Pyramid and we would camp out in the desert near the amphitheater in order to ensure a timely arrival at Ozzfest on Saturday.  The plan was perfect with the exception of one unforseeable flaw…  Ozzy’s band (Ozzy not included) decided to roll into Pyramid for a beer at around 3pm Friday afternoon.  As we pulled up in the 103 degree desert, we got the call on our cell telling us about the celebrity encouter at Pyramid.  Throughout the day, we continued to get updates from the folks at Pyramid telling us that the guys were still in the bar, that Zakk Wylde was totally cool, that they were signing autographs and taking pictures, and on and on it went until they finally headed back to their Seattle hotel sometime after 10pm.  Of all the weekends not to follow our usual routine of hanging out at Pyramid!!!

All was not lost, however, in turn for the hospitality shown by the fine folks at Pyramid, Zakk agreed to put us on his backstage pass list.  I was pleasently suprised when, indeed, the three backstage passes were sitting at the gate for Art, Wendy and I.  Very cool for the band to do that for us!  It was awesome to hang in back with the tour buses and it was really impressive to watch the shows from the side of the stage.  Unfortunately, we did not get the opportunity to meet Zakk or Ozzy.  Zakk (and even Sharon Osbourne) were floating around back stage, but the buses arrived very close to show time and they didn’t seem eager to do the fan thing,  so we left them alone to prep for the show.

Even though we were cooking in the Eastern Washington Desert instead of drinking IPA’s with rock stars, it was a great weekend.  The show was awesome, the Gorge was beautiful as usual, and we learned that our rock idols are not only cool and down to earth, but they also have great taste in beer.  Below is some brief video I recorded as I wandered around the fest.  Check it out if you have 3 spare minutes.  There’s no polish on it, but I recorded a brief snippet of Lamb of God, Ozzy and Zakk.  Also thought it was funny that, while poking around on the stage, we noticed that Lamb of God is using a Dangerous Toys flight case.

Shameless Self Promotion

Beer SteinI’m probably stooping to new lows right now, but I wanted to quickly do some shameless self promotions, as well as some not-so-shameless  promotions of others.  First of all, I’m excited to introduce a new feature to the CrapMonkey Website: The CrapMonkey Store.   That’s right, you can finally get CrapMonkey swag so that you can impress your friends with your awesome listening tastes.  Keep your eye on the store as I hope to update merchandise frequently.   Additionally, the Podcast Awards are seven days away from wrapping up the nominations.  Please get out to the Podcast Awards site and nominate the CrapMonkey for a People’s Choice Award.  I’m guessing the “general” category is the closest thing going for this show but it’s your call of course. 

Okay, onto the less shameful promotions.  If you are  a technology geek, forward thinker or entrepreneur; you are not going to want to miss Gnomedex as it is, hands down, the leading technology conference.  We are less than one month out, so get registered asap.  Likewise, if you are headed out to Seattle for the event, shoot me an email and we’ll hook up for a beer at one of Seattle’s many fine breweries.  Finally, I wanted to make a quick case for the Podcast and New Media Expo in Ontario, California in September.  Hotel rooms are already becoming scarce, so if you are interested in going, you better hop to it.  It’s the home of the Podcast People’s Choice Podcast Awards and a great place to get to know your favorite podcasters better.  Well, that’s all I’ve got for now – hope to see you at one of these events (wearing a CrapMonkey t-shirt of course)!

CMP-6-30-2007: CrapMonkey Podcast Episode 121

Can you believe we are half way throught 2007 already?  In this episode, I chat a bit about Seattle Mindcamp and the iphone.  I also share a little bit of beer news.  TurboNegro has released a new album called Retox, so I thought I’d dust off an old Spool Sample from Party Animals.

The song of the day is The Hold Music Song by yours truely, and the website of the day is mp3tunes.com.

Also, I forgot to mention it in the episode, but The Clintons were trying their hand at being funny a little while back with their spoof of the Sopranos (the purpose being to get people to submit campaign song suggestions).  I can’t say that they actually achieved humor, but at least they gave it a shot.  They did prove one thing I’ve always suspected… Democrats don’t know how to deinterlace video.

Women's Arm Wrestling at The Tin Hat

On Monday night, the Tin Hat Bar and Grill in Ballard held a women’s arm wrestling tournament.  The proceeds went to benefit Home Alive, a Seattle based non-profit that offers affordable self-defense classes.  It was a great evening of beers and cheers in the name of a good cause.  Enjoy the video of the festivities below.  There are also some great photos of the event in Matt Harjo’s Flickr set.

CMP-6-23-2007: CrapMonkey Podcast Episode 120

Guinness SurgerThe CrapMonkey was hacked and I had a few virus issues, but I’m working my way back.  In this episode, we chat a bit about post Sopranos HBO (Flight of the Conchords is a great show!) as well as the new Surger product from Guinness.  We also have a restroom review at the Funhouse.  Just for fun, I thought I’d include a few links to humurous beer ads as well:

The song of the day is Desire by Red Sauce Number Nine and the website of the day is Popfly.com.

POC 11 – Memorial Day Weekend Camping

Memorial Camp Site

For Memorial Day Weekend we went out to Lyons Ferry Park for a little rest and relaxation.  While out in the Palouse, we visited the Palouse Falls and Dayton (including the Dayton Days Rodeo and the Skye Book and Brew).  Images from the trip are available on Flickr.  Audio is available by clicking the player below.

Bucked Child

Review: Moylan's India Pale Ale

Moylan's IPA

Moylan’s India Pale Ale

Brewer: Moylan’s Brewery

Rating: 3 CMUs (CrapMonkey Units) 

With its gold, cloudy color; this beer looks nice in the glass. Unfortunately, the aroma didn’t capture me the way I’d hoped and the taste left something more to be desired. I’m a fan of the hoppy flavor that IPA’s are known for, and Moylan’s IPA definitely brings the hops (in fact, it is dry hopped with two hop varieties). Unfortunately, the fruity hops flavor seems to overpower the rest of the beer like a choir without its bass and baritones. Moylan’s also makes a Double IPA which I have heard good things about but have not yet tried. That beer is described as having an”…enormous malt backbone like naughty monkeys on a vine. Double malt, double hops.” Perhaps the malt backbone in the double provides the balance that the single IPA is lacking.

Jeff Fielder Slides Into Nectar

Jeff Fielder played the Nectar the other day (opening for Sunday Morning Music) and had some fun playing slide guitar. I really enjoyed this clip so I figured I’d share. Look for a clip from the Sunday Morning Music performance in the near future.

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Review: Rogue Brutal Bitter

Brutal BitterRogue Brutal Bitter – 59 IBU

Brewer: Rogue Brewery

Rating: 4.5 CMUs (CrapMonkey Units)

Don’t let the name fool you, this is certainly not a brutal beer.  In fact, it is quite smooth and respectful of the senses.  The beer starts with a very good pour – foamy, but not to the point of annoyance. Additionally, the aroma suits this bitter well.  You are struck with the sense of walking into a brewery as this beer reaches your nose – a sensation that lasts the duration of the beer.  The taste is delicious, but I was expecting something a bit more hoppy and bitter given the name.  Be careful pairing food with it as it’s much more susceptible to  being overpowered than its name would have you believe.  I also have to say that it is a surprisingly even tasting beer.  The first taste that hits your tongue is nearly identical to the mild and pleasing taste it leaves behind.  I would recommend this as an after-dinner beer, perhaps on a Sunday evening on the patio as the sun sets.  To that end, a very mild cigar would also share the stage with a Brutal Bitter quite nicely.  

American Craft Beer Week is Approaching

Great American Beer TourAs if you needed an excuse to drink beer, the week of May 14th through 20th is American Craft Beer Week.  With nearly 1500 craft breweries now operating in the United States, the average american lives within 10 miles of a brewery.  Celebrate your freedom of choice and your inalienable right to flavor by visiting your neighborhood brew pubs and enjoying a cold beer.  

If you really want to celebrate the glories of beer, join the Great American Beer Tour!  Download this passport and have it signed by brewery employees as you transform yourself into a tourist on the ultimate journey to beer Nirvana.  Have your passport signed at each of your destinations and be eligible to win prizes (including the grand prize: a trip to the Great American Beer Festival in Denver).   Not sure where to start your Journey?  Beertown has some great tools for putting together your itinerary, like this brewery locator.  Life is too short to drink bad beer.  Let American Craft Beer Week serve as a great reminder to slow down and smell the hops.

CMP-5-5-2007: CrapMonkey Podcast Episode 119

Happy Cinco de Mayo!  In this episode, I share a little beer news (mark your calendars for the Washington Brewer’s Guild’s Fathers Day Beer Festival).  Also, if you are a buttrocker at heart, you may want to plan to head to Rocklahoma in July.  You’ll have a chance to see all of your favorite hairbands in one crazy weekend in Oklahoma.

The song of the day is Guacamole by Comfy Chair and the website of the day is visitmix.com.  The show closes on a song called Beer Toast by Bobby Chitwood.

CMP-4-28-2007: CrapMonkey Podcast Episode 118

Vegas

Believe it or not, the CrapMonkey is back on the air!  It’s been a while since I’ve gotten a show posted, but there’s been a lot going on.  Saw some decent shows recently, including Jeff Fielder at the Showbox and Zach Harjo at the Sunset Tavern in Ballard.  A week ago, I was in Las Vegas for the National Association of Broadcaster’s Conference (NAB) so I have a few clips to share from that trip.

The song of the day is Rollin’ and Tumblin’ by Jeff Fielder and the website of the day is TexttheFish.com (though you should also check out karatekidpose.com.  The show closes with a song by StoneHoney called Two Years Down.